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Cool congratulations on the wedding

Don't look for joy, groom!
Hey, daughter-in-law, don’t whine:
You were two people -
You have become one family!
As there? Is it too late to drink Borjomi?
Oh, don’t you drink in your family?
Well then let it be in your house
Happiness and love live on!

Cool wedding day greetings

To become happy in life
You need to smile
Everyday and always
Passion to give, to fall in love.

Don't swear, don't be sad,
Share your worries
And try to add
Work for the storks!

Cool congratulations on your wedding

We eat beer with doggy style,
Vodka - spicy cucumber,
So that your marriage is not a “marriage”,
To be the crown of life:
The bride is now down the aisle,
And at her feet is the groom...
Let's have a drink so we have room
Make babies with them!
So that the children can sleep
Where. And - their sleep was deep!
The nights are sweet for spouses,
Only love could hear the groan!

Cool wedding wish

If there is a sudden quarrel,
You, wife, take the iron!
If the husband took up vodka,
Take the frying pan!

On your wedding day I wish you peace,
So that the apartment is big,
And there is a noisy swarm of children
Would disturb your peace!

I wish you patience
Immense fun.
Let the spiritual light
He will bring you my poem!

Cool congratulations on a wedding with money

I'm a little confused
What to give you
I'm a little confused
How to make you laugh.
And I decided to give you money,
So that you can buy yourself happiness,
These magic bills
They will give you a couture life.

Cool congratulations on a wedding with the presentation of money

Everything in life can be useful,
And the plot on the Moon could be good for something,
True, in order to achieve something,
It takes a lot of hard work!
To make a great start
We give you a little and a lot,
To “where to live?” no question arose
We will give you this first payment for the apartment!

Comic congratulations on the wedding

Happy wedding day, guys!
And husband and wife,
As far as we remember,
One Satan!
We wish you a long life
And live joyfully:
Wife to be cheerful
And make your husband laugh!
And in family life
The soul does not grow old:
For my wife to be beautiful
And my husband wants it!
And, of course, it is necessary
Give birth, raise:
For my wife, to become a mother,
And for the husband to plow!
And, in general, we wish
Well what can I say,
For a wife to be loved
And my husband - to love!

Short funny congratulations on the wedding

The wedding is in full swing,
Guests in a wedding frenzy,
This is where the story ends...
You will remember the order:
Wife - respect husband
And don’t scold idlely!
Well, for the husband to be with his wife
And don’t run after someone else!
To live life like this,
We need to wet the letter!
And to finish drinking,
We need to sweeten it up somehow!
Bitterly!!!

Cool wedding congratulations

I'll have a lot of fun
I won't leave until the end.
After all, they were going to get married
Your ardent hearts!

A wedding is a wonderful occasion
Drink, walk and dance.
There is an even more important argument:
Wishing you happiness in your marriage!

After quarrels, quickly make peace,
It's better to turn it into a joke.
And when the baby is born
Make a fortune!

Good congratulations for a wedding

We want the music to sound
So that the two of you don't get bored.
Let there be twins to begin with -
We'll bring you a stroller.
We can wish you a lot,
But we repeat again and again:
And this is what we most importantly wish -
Advice to you, happiness and love.

Sincere congratulations on a cool wedding

Be healthy, live richly,
How much will your salary allow you?
But know that the salary is always not enough -
Shake all your ancestors - they will give you more.
You have twice as many parents,
Love them more, stay longer.
Don't be afraid of pipettes, don't be afraid of diapers.
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
But parents get bored with children.
Give them to the grandmothers, they will raise them.
But most of all I wish, however:
So that there is no marriage from your marriage.

Cool funny congratulations on the wedding

Not just to continue the family line,
People are getting married in Russia.
Not to give birth, I’ll give a lot,
They got married in our homeland!..
But if you don't want it, marriage
To turn into a chain of fights,
Love each other at night -
Give birth to your own baby!
Let the child be yours
From porridges yogurt is strong,
Cement in a weak solution like,
When you get married, dear ones, take heart:
Now multiply “in captivity”!

Cool congratulations to the newlyweds on their wedding day

Wedding, doves, priest,
Vows, rings and veils,
The dress's price tag is round
And my pockets are empty.

You are no longer someone nearby,
And the bride and groom.
There's no need to hide now,
There is an apartment for two.

Sharpen it sharper
You are a chisel and a chisel.
Relatives are waiting and you will soon
Finally, multiply.

A wedding is always joy, happiness, excitement and fun! Yes, yes, fun! When two kindred spirits merge in a single impulse and create a family, isn’t this a reason to rejoice and have fun from the heart? Friends are happy, parents are happy - everyone laughs and wishes happiness, love and prosperity to the young people. But there are some guests whose wedding speeches are full of humor and laughter, and funny wishes. It is precisely such congratulations that fill the festive atmosphere with the energy of fun and general joy. Therefore, dear guests, be cheerful and creative, choose cool and humorous congratulations!

Cool congratulations for sister and brother on their wedding day

Brother, now you are a husband!

Your beautiful wife is next to you,

Don't let me down, be brave and strong,

And happiness will be your reward.

May your night be hot

And the day will be filled with laughter,

Let a daughter be born in a year,

With eyes like emeralds.

You need your little son too,

Dad can't live without his son,

And you're hot on your trail

To the maternity hospital, carrying the family ensign.

Well, in general, brother, live happily,

With family - with kids, with wife,

Don't be stubborn and grumpy

And be a dream for your beloved!

Well, sister, congratulations,

Got married - well done!

I wish you happiness

Let the husband be a daredevil.

Let everything can, wants, knows,

At work and at a party,

He doesn’t know how to rest at the dacha,

He carries him around the house in his arms.

And let him shovel the money,

To the Maldives to carry,

Could you for half your salary,

And so that he could give diamonds.

Let the soul dote on you,

Protects from various troubles,

Let him always meet you,

Let him take him to Paris for lunch.

What more could I wish for?

Well, of course, children

Let your dream be blue,

Hurries to be fulfilled soon!

Cool congratulations on your wedding day in your own words

My friends, your union is wonderful! The great Russian classic, pronouncing these words, spoke, of course, about you! I congratulate you on your wedding day! I wish you sleepless nights, but not from sadness, but from passion, hot days, but not from the sun, but from kisses, tears from the eyes, but not from grief, but from happiness! I wish you pockets full of money, hearts full of love, eyes full of tenderness. I wish to catch the Bird of Happiness by the tail and place it in my home, but not in a cage, but in the garden, among fragrant flowers. May your honeymoon be the sweetest and last a lifetime! Bitterly!

Congratulations, newlyweds! I wish you a lot of "no's"! Fun work, unusual weekends, leisurely evenings, non-greedy relatives, intelligent children! I also wish you many tears - from happiness, from the sun, from laughter, from joy, from tenderness! Well, I’ll add black colors to your wishes: eat black caviar, ride in a black Mercedes, swim in the Black Sea, feast on dark chocolate washed down with black tea, wear black pearls, pump black oil! I wish you, dear newlyweds, that all negativity always turns into positive, bringing you happiness and smiles! Bitter, young!

Our dear newlyweds! I would like to wish you the envy of your neighbors at night, gentle sun in the morning, cheerful whirlwind all day, calm comfort every evening! May money fall from heaven at your feet, may health enter your body with every kiss, may love grow stronger every day, may your dreams always come true on time, and may fortune blind you with its smile! Be happy! Bitterly!

Funny wedding congratulations in verse from friends

Here's your wedding

You guys are just awesome!

You signed today

There will be a reason every year

Accept congratulations,

The ones they put in your envelope

They presented it with congratulations.

Be great, guys!

Let the wind of happiness twist the weather vane,

Your pockets are full of love,

No tears, no falsehood, no deception.

Be happy always

Never part!

Well, so you got married, friends,

Now you can’t live without each other.

We wish you to always be together:

Day and night, evening and morning.

You love each other passionately at night,

And in the afternoon, prepare a very tasty dinner,

May your children be born soon,

A fair-haired girl and a dark boy.

In short, I’ll tell you this, friends,

You cannot live without fidelity and happiness,

You appreciate and cherish each other,

Pour me some champagne quickly!

Today is a difficult day:

You have become husband and wife,

Now the doors are closed for you

The leaders are in the wrong beds.

From now on you are a husband and wife,

And best friend or girlfriend,

We must wait quietly for the meeting,

And not drag you to the club for a walk.

Well, of course you can dance,

But if only it were safe,

You should wear a symbol of fidelity,

No, not panties - how can you sit in them?!

Take care of your rings,

Wear it on your finger day and night,

And there will be happiness in your home,

Let's have a glass for that!

Funny wedding greetings with funny gifts

Here's a huge cabbage for you,

So that your pockets are not empty,

Here's a sweet chocolate cupcake,

May the sex be hot and passionate!

And here's a red carrot for you,

Let love be hot

I’ll also give you a cucumber,

May your husband always be a great guy!

Here is a cup of cow's milk,

May you have good health!

Dill, potatoes and radishes,

May every whim come true!

Dear newlyweds! I want to congratulate you on your wedding day and give you unusual gifts! Here's a pink elephant for you, bride, so that your husband can be your protection, stronghold and barrier! Here's a new guitar for my husband, so that my wife will feel like an expensive gift! Here's a bicycle for your family so that they can live without sadness and without troubles! And here are onions and garlic for you, so that your guardian angel will take away all the evil! Live together, raise children, give each other happiness and laughter! Bitterly!

Dear ones, (names of the young people)! I congratulate you on your wedding day and wish you to get drunk not from alcohol, but from love! Let your heads spin with happiness and your eyes close with pleasure! Here's a glass of champagne for you to make life wonderful! Here's a glass of cognac to make your life easier! I give sparkling wine so that passion is frantic! Here's a sweet cocktail so you don't run aground! Here's a bottle of balm for you, so that you can quickly become mom and dad! And here's a glass of vodka to shout to all of us "Bitter!"

Funny short wedding day congratulations for SMS

Today the groom has become a husband,

The bride became a wife,

On this glorious weekend,

Walks half a block!

Drink, have fun, honest people,

We congratulate the couple,

Let's take a sandwich with vodka,

And two or three pieces of lard!

Happy Birthday

Your little family.

Allow me to congratulate you

Send you mine as a gift.

Let the words fly like the wind

Without barriers, without fuss,

Let the horizon be bright

And dreams come true!

White dress and formal suit -

Today the whole day will be devoted to two,

We wish you to become mom and dad soon,

Always fulfill your marital duty.

Let your wife rule the world in her kitchen,

Live in your own apartment, not in a rented one,

And the husband takes everything his wife needs into the house,

After all, family happiness is the most important thing of all!

Eh, walk and sing, daring wedding! Have fun, guests, drink, eat, but don’t forget about the main thing! You must congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding day! Wishes, as messengers of hope, bring happiness and joy to the family. Don’t skimp on your kind words - wish them and congratulate them with all your heart! Your imagination will tell you how to do this, and we invite you to smile and have a little fun! After all, jokes, jokes, joy and fun are necessary attributes of any wedding. Be cheerful yourself and give joy to the young!

Congratulations on your wedding day!
And I hasten to wish you,
Make life with each other sweet,
Give birth to a lot of children!
There's more money in your bags,
Let them last a lifetime!
And love and happiness too,
"Glory! Bitterly!" - a scream is heard!

Happy Wedding Day!
Now you can’t live carelessly!
We wish you health, trust,
Love without lies, hypocrisy!
We wish you heirs soon,
And in the bedroom, forget about the quarrel!

Congratulations, congratulations
From the heart we are young
We wish you happiness and joy,
200 years for both of you,
A bunch of cute kids
Kind, affectionate, big
And girls and boys,
And all this for two.
Happiness, joy, smiles.
So that before the wedding, golden
You lived without mistakes,
Becoming a big family
So that all the joys and sorrows
You divided it in half
So that grievances are not remembered.
May it shine for you everywhere
The sun is kind and gentle.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
And I hasten to wish now
More money so that it's enough
Build a villa on the island!
And on the car, on the cool one,
For an exclusive downtime!
You are the most beautiful, you are great,
Builders of your own destiny!

Congratulations to the newlyweds,
We wish them love and happiness,
Husband must obey his wife
And love her alone
And for the wife to give birth to children,
Dear, glorious little naughty girls!
We expect heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
And we also wish you
To be young forever
Us for the golden wedding
Don't forget to invite.

Congratulations, young people, and I wish you different things:
Silent mother-in-law, safe mother-in-law,
Good father-in-law, may he sponsor you financially,
Well, let your father-in-law invest in you too.

On your wedding day we wish you all happiness,
For life to be very wonderful,
And I wish you to fly in the clouds,
To have a hut is not on chicken legs,
A fur coat made of mink, not fox,
Money without count and without end,
Children - maybe a couple, or three,
So that the husband, on the orders of his wife, “does a stance”
And so that the wife always pleases,
She didn’t saw in vain and didn’t scream
And so that both are equal in the family,
Happy wedding day, friends, we congratulate you!

The wedding is in full swing,
Guests in a wedding frenzy,
This is where the story ends...
You will remember the order:
Wife - respect husband
And don’t scold idlely!
Well, what about the husband - to be with his wife
And don’t run after someone else!
To live life like this,
We need to wet the letter!
And to finish drinking,
We need to sweeten it up somehow!
Bitterly!

Happy Wedding Day, Happy Wedding Day guys,
Let there be money in the house,
No more nights of sleep,
And they gave birth to beautiful children!
I wish you passionate love,
And a strong, awesome family!

Young people, sorry
Take advice from old-timers -
You have a long way to go
Right up to the wedding!
You will remember the motto:
In any dispute there is a compromise!
Husband hold on to your wife
And everything will be great!

Be healthy, live richly,
How much will your salary allow you?
But know that the salary is always not enough -
Shake all your ancestors - they will give you more.
You have twice as many parents,
Love them more, stay longer.
Don't be afraid of pipettes, don't be afraid of diapers.
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
But parents get bored with children.
Give them to the grandmothers, they will raise them.
But most of all I wish, however:
So that there is no marriage from your marriage.

Congratulations on your wedding,
Let love and passion burn within you.
Let family life flow smoothly,
So that children and power in the house are not divided.
You are so sweet and gentle,
Like a bouquet of fresh flowers.
So let your days be adjacent.
They manage without ballistic missile scandals.

Happy Wedding Day from the bottom of my heart!
It's time for you to change your priorities:
You loved dates and flowers,
Now learn to cook borscht, cutlets...

It's time to grumble and stroke,
Cooking, darning and washing,
Getting along with other people's relatives
And lie to close relatives,
Expect misfortune from the first birth
And be jealous until you turn blue,
But they say it's happiness
So be happy too!

Today we have a loud wedding, singing and dancing,
Our young people are starting a family today!
Costumes, expensive dresses, beautiful roses,
We seriously wish this bride and groom!
Let passion, love eternal warm the soul,
Let the stork fly to your house more often!
We wish you unearthly happiness from the bottom of our hearts,
At this holiday we drink until we drop!

Newlyweds, congratulations,
And I present this wish:
Live together always in harmony,
For this you need a little
So that the husband gives flowers to his wife,
Got my salary on time!

Today, friend, is your wedding day.
What a beautiful white dress.
The handsome groom is both smart and strong,
Already donated a car and a house.
I congratulate you and raise a toast
Because you lit the family hearth.
Dear friend, I wish you happiness.
Let the wedding guests shout “Bitter”!

Well, the wedding has thundered,
All the guests are sitting at the table!
I wish you to live easily and boldly!
Don't believe the rumors about
That after marriage life is different -
Routine, everyday life awaits -
Let life remind you of a fairy tale!
May all good things come!

And now my mother-in-law will congratulate you,
What is called mom now!
And, of course, this mother
Doesn't need advertising!
Give your love
Mother-in-law will hurry now!
You will love your mother-in-law just like you do,
And call me mommy!
We give our word to our father-in-law
What takes a daughter-in-law into the house!
Let him congratulate the young,
Whatever he wants, he wants!
Everything is fine, but now,
Father-in-law will make us all happy!
And, of course, he will congratulate the newlyweds!
He will leave instructions...

Congratulations to the newlyweds,
Be happy always!
Bring more in your beak
For the family nest!
Help clean feathers
And raise the chicks
Don't be sorry for each other
Tenderness, gifts and flowers!

Celebrate this loud, noisy wedding,
Break all the glasses, start a fight!
We want to wish the young people health and happiness,
We will dance until dawn!
Everything in the family should always be fat, with finances so that it would be peaceful,
You love each other forever, let your passion be endless!
Let a child’s cry break your silence all the time,
It keeps mom and dad from sleeping at night all the time!

Well, what can you wish for the bride and groom?
May they always be together in everything.
We slept, ate, drank together,
We would take the children to kindergarten.
So that there is not even a reason for the quarrel!
Always let the man give in first.
Guard your love trustingly and vigilantly.
And only at the wedding may you feel “Bitter!”

You put on the shackles of marriage,
Ringed forever.
But this is happiness, in fact,
After all, you are now one family.
Wife, you always cook delicious food,
And my husband, help with the housework.
And let the house be cozy,
So that it would not be a home, but simply paradise!

Know how to cherish love,
Over the years it will be doubly valuable.
Love is not sighs on a bench
And not moonlit walks.
Everything will be: slush and powder!
After all, we need to live life together!
Love is like a good song
And a song is not easy to put together.

We give money to young people!
Here's some copper money for you,
May you not be poor!
Here's some silver for you
May you be well!
Here's paper money for you,
May you go important!

So that there is no quarrel or anger in the house,
So that welcome guests visit the house,
So that there is fun and laughter here,
So that even melancholy can be choked with laughter.
So that there is no excess in your offspring,
And the norm for you is only 10 children.
Let them become engineers, artists,
Teacher, writer and hockey players.
And if you want to have an astronaut,
Buy another one from the store.

Congratulations on your Wedding Day,
And I want to give you:
CARROTS - so you can sleep comfortably!
BOW - so that there is no separation!
MUG - so that they love each other!
SOAP - to make the house clean, cozy and cute!
OPEN OPEN - for the first Alenka!
RATTLE - for Andryushka,
KERCHINS - for twins Irinka and Marinka,
SWIM - for Slavochka,
TOYS - for Nastya,
DIMERS - for twins Mishka and Grishka,
PANTS - for the fifth son,
SOCKS - for the last daughter.

I have never seen a better wedding in the world,
I had to get bitterly drunk there,
From great love children will be born,
May you have the opportunity to babysit more often!

What do you, young people, wish for?
Forgiving each other for insults,
The wife should not hit her husband with a rolling pin,
And for the husband to feel comfortable with his wife.
You love each other, young people,
No wonder you are so beautiful!
And you don’t look at others at all -
Just live with each other, dears!

Gau say “The husband is one”,
And “zero is the wife,” so they say.
Everything depends on how they stand in a row
Two numbers - may change
When the wife comes into the house
Daughter-in-law with tact and insight -
She, having become zero behind her husband,
The wife makes it a ten.
And a stupid wife in front of her husband
Zero becomes forward.
And the count goes backwards
And the result, of course, is worse.
I drink to
So that with good meaning
A wife sharing life with her husband,
Led him to high numbers,
But I didn’t reduce it to zero!

Today we would like to wish the young couple,
May they give you a lot of money,
So that after the wedding they buy a dacha near Moscow,
Well, we haven’t forgotten Lexus either.
So that you fly to Hawaii every year,
We had about ten children,
So that the food is always of the highest quality,
So that you don’t have life, but just a song.

Let the wedding train carry the couple into the distance,
Let there be no regrets about bachelor life,
Let your hearts rattle like wheels
And let your eyes sparkle like headlights!
And let the voice of a tender wife be like a beep
It wakes you up in the morning and at night, in the middle of the darkness.
And let the children run like trailers -
Everything is following you, they don’t lag behind.
And let the train of marriage rush forward,
Every turn is taken with passion
And let the fuel “Happiness” not run out,
Your path will be both long and easy!

We wish you to have everything that years bestow!
Do not exchange gold for copper,
So that a million is for small expenses
And have a billion for other things!
The apartment should be more beautiful and bigger,
And the table is big for dear guests!
And, most importantly, under your own roof
Have happy joyful children!

Why are you in such a hurry?
And you quickly joined the family?
Who will we party with?
Spending the weekend?
Young, let's be honest,
We know the recipe for happiness:
Don't forget about friends
Often invite you to visit,
Take godfathers to your place
Very often at christenings,
We wish you to give birth
Ten daughters and three sons!

We will tell you advice and love today,
And we’ll celebrate your wedding in a fun way,
Well, toastmaster, pour some cognac,
It’s not scary for our groom,
You take care of love like a jewel,
There is plenty of cash in the safe,
So that there are no quarrels with the massacre,
And let no dispute arise between you,
Who takes out the trash can only be decided peacefully,
So that your neighbors don't knock on the wall,
It’s great to have it in any matter,
And the stork brings you many children!

A wedding is not an easy matter,
A wedding is a young thing.
Since we decided to live together,
So so be it.

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
To have kids
House, car, yacht, dacha,
Happiness, loyalty and luck.

So that life doesn't separate you,
To marry you forever.
To have more of everything - so much...
And today it’s simple: Bitter!

Marriage is an interesting thing
Not everyone can handle it.
After all, this is big science -
Someone to endure at night,
And be with someone all weekend
And cook dinner together
At the same time, always understanding
What is this - for many years.
We wish you no worries
Live your whole life in agreement.
Without constant quarrels and insults
Love each other immensely.

That's it, guys, you got it,
After all, they became wife and husband.
And for the husband: no partying,
Rare but fun drinking sessions,

Start saving your nest egg
Forget the cool car.
What have you wanted for yourself for many years -
That's it, sorry, there's no money for this.

For the wife: borscht and meat,
In the summer - reserves for the winter.
And all year - socks, socks...
(So ​​as not to die of boredom).

What's happened? Aren't you afraid?
And will you unite even stronger?
So you have found each other,
The best husband and wife.

The family home will be bright,
There is excellent harmony between you,
Your main success will be -
Loud, sonorous children's laughter.

Today I am a guest at the wedding,
Friends are getting married today.
I'm not a fan of "red phrases"
My order will be specific.

Groom, take care of the bride.
Buy boots for the winter
For the summer - a bright sundress...
Well, in general, you know the list yourself.

Don't contradict your wife -
Everything will only get doubly worse.
Her objections are a waste of time.
The wife is always right.

You have to promise less
Otherwise you will have to do it.
Don't forget about compliments
And about “special” moments.

Now I'll tell you, bride.
You don't feel cramped together with your loved one.
Swear to always endure him,
Although it will be difficult sometimes.

Prepare a delicious dinner with love,
I will come to you to eat!
Kidding! Of course, for my husband.
He is well-fed and more obedient.

And be patient, mother,
Collect socks around the house,
And if he drinks more than normal,
Do not send to addresses.

This is what it will be, my advice,
Although there is no advice in love.
And if you quarrel, make peace.
Only after making peace, go to bed.

And let the years fly forward.
Got married? So, forever.
There were a lot of words!
Which one is missing? Bitterly!

Congratulations, you are now ringed. I wish you to carry these handcuffs of marriage until the end of your days and maintain a sincere smile on your face, and not a twitching eye, excellent health, and not a mental disorder, the extraordinary beauty of soul and body, and not a disheveled and tired appearance. Live as happy birds, flying high in dreams and happiness, and may you soon have wonderful chicks.

That's it: goodbye freedom!
Now ringed
Now the total income
The ceiling and the table and the door.

I wish you, spouses:
Be happy always
To miss each other
Well, never together.

So that love prevails
Life was pure syrup
Everything was decided without a scandal,
Without the “rolling pin to the forehead” technique!

Congratulations on your wedding day,
I wish to live to old age.
Together you will go gray, go bald,
Go to the store, groan.
In general, live happily
And you love each other!

Our order today is simple:
First and foremost -
Let love reign in the family,
Tender and nice.

And secondly, let the wife
Biceps pumps
And from long-legged ladies
Protects her husband.

Third: we wish our husband
Personal achievements,
To bring the mammoths home
He brought decent ones.

To have something to eat
With black caviar
For guests to come
A friendly crowd.

Well, we wish you children,
Strong and desirable.
Yes! A ring to make friends
With the ring finger.

Big

We're having fun today
And there's no end to the fun
Because you put on
Two wedding rings.

Clearly it's a good thing
It’s unlikely to be called “marriage”
Therefore I will tell you boldly,
That family is joint work!

We need to feel each other
Somewhere to be completely silent
Or, if you can't,
The right thing to say.

Mother-in-law smile tenderly
(It’s better to call me mom)
And admire my mother-in-law,
And try to please.

In general, I will say, guys,
You're in forever!
But if there is love to the point of trembling
The rest is nonsense.

There will certainly be happiness
The family will be strong
If together you go through
Difficulties from A to Z.

So you found each other,
They became husband and wife.
Be happy spouses
And take my advice.

Be the groom obedient in everything,
Never argue with your wife.
After all, you need a man in the house
Strong, robust, businesslike.

You bride, be calm,
So that without swearing and fighting.
Be sexy and slim
May your marriage be strong!

Never give up
Walk hand in hand.
Have fun, develop yourself
And you take care of your family!

I wish you understanding,
Many bright, long years,
Let your wishes come true
And love gives you light!

Don't let everyday life bother you,
May everything work out well!
May your marriage only prosper,
Let the kids laugh in the house!

On this happy, bright day,
We want to wish you
Live life with a strong family,
Once you've decided to create it!

So that in joy, not in sorrow,
You divided everything in half,
So that not in poverty - in wealth
You would love each other!

And over time around the house
They started spanking someone's legs,
And they chirped happily
Two, or better yet more, crumbs.

So that on holidays and on weekdays
It was a joy to be around you,
To have everything you dreamed of
Together - it will certainly come true,

So that everything is alright
And with money, and not only,
May it always be sweet for you,
Well, today it’s bitter!

Congratulations on your happy day!
May you be lucky in everything,
There will be a house in the Caribbean
And a large foreign currency account.

Let diamonds and sapphires
Sway in your ears
At the beloved - and the beloved
He will live like a padishah.

We wished for a lot
You have to accept everything:
We have given you a task -
It's up to you to implement it!

When preparing for such a large-scale event as a wedding, their parents worry and worry no less than the newlyweds, and often even more. But now everything is prepared, the holiday has begun, and nothing should interfere with joy and fun. But only to help. Cool congratulations from the parents of the young couple will also help increase the degree of fun. Here you can jokingly convey your instructions and secrets of a happy married life to your children, and address your newly-made son-in-law and daughter-in-law. Our website has prepared cool wedding greetings suitable for such an occasion for you.

Our dear children,
Your finest hour has come,
You are the happiest in the world
The whole world is open to you.
You are the basis of the universe,
You are the connecting thread
You are the bearers of desire,
There is a family - and there will be peace.
Let evil passions not destroy
Your voluntary union,
There will be Peace and Happiness in the house,
The knot of marriage ties is strong.
May God give you so much happiness,
So that you don't know grief...
I suddenly felt sad!
I ask you to support!

Neither dad nor mom, of course, knew
That daughter (name) and (name) were walking.
We were sure that my daughter was in the gym,
Like a goat jumping, it pumps its muscles!
Our groom, broad-shouldered, healthy, not frail,
The apartment has and paints the entrance,
So that it would be pleasant to enter there dear,
Where have you seen brides loved so much?
(name) courted (name) for a long time.
Her friends admired her beauty.
Our fiancé endured all the hardships from her,
Those searing black eyes gave up!
He will leave his whims at the doorstep
And she will be a wonderful (name) wife,
Will cook lunch, wash clothes
And it will be behind (name) like behind a wall!
(last name) let the house be full,
And, of course, call us to babysit.
Live healthy, live rich,
Let joy settle in your home!

Today two “I”s have become the word “WE”!
Two loving hearts become related forever!
Today you need each other so much -
We wish you not to be separated!
Live happily and take care of happiness!
I wish you health for many years to come!
Love life and keep it in your souls
Magical love, bright pure light!

So that life turns out well,
Young people, at this hour
By parental right
I want to give you an order.
First things first, understand -
Everything depends only on you,
Don't expect gifts from fate,
Business is a day, fun is an hour!
What you have earned through your own labor -
Just bring it to your house,
Much will be gained
If you work together.
If suddenly a quarrel arises
Or someone will scream
The winner of the dispute
The one who remains silent will come out
Who will give in first in a dispute?
Who won't answer?
Take care of your nerves
Learn to give in!
Do, husband, do men's work,
You, wife, are your own affairs,
On human slander
Don't hold a grudge for too long.
Without children, the house will be boring,
No children - no life
Let there be a bunch of kids!
May you live together for many years,
Living a family life together -
This is better than all the awards.
We need a drink for friendship,
Yes, this lemonade is bitter.
Bitterly!

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