The "Keeping Eye" of an Intelligence Officer Let's compare the life and character of James Bond with the life and character of a real intelligence officer. A career intelligence officer never carries recording equipment, weapons, encryption or notes with him, for fear of exposure. He cannot afford to be

“The Exploit of a Scout” (1947) dir. Boris Barnett, stage. Mikhail Bleiman (1904–1973), Konstantin Isaev (1907–1977) and Mikhail Maklyarsky (1909–1978) 483 As a scout to a scout, I’ll tell you - you’re a fool, Stübing! 484 Thoughts, observations, conclusions. I dream of warning, preventing. 485 You

“There is no reason to panic; over the past two months we have taken serious steps to prepare our armed forces...” Poroshenko told his associates in front of television cameras. What was it? The President of United Krajina has already turned into..........., since he makes such life-affirming statements, and this is precisely what provokes panic. After all, he himself confirms, albeit indirectly, that there are grounds for panic, that it already exists, since he himself mentioned it.

The fighting rabbit immediately added salt to the compote, saying that Ukraine’s main task is “building an army that is capable of stopping Russian aggression.” In other words, Krajina does not have such an army now. Does the same one that exists cause panic?

An impending energy catastrophe, the threat of freezing the country, which in addition risks being left without electricity, without light, and the countdown has already begun for weeks - these are not threats? They could be resolved by establishing a dialogue with Donetsk and Lugansk, but instead Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk, under the leadership of the American embassy, ​​will build an army...

Although, in fact, this may become a well-known solution: if everyone is mobilized (they are already considering conscripting women into the army) and driven into the barracks for soldiers’ rations, then the remaining heat and light in the country may be enough for these barracks.

Everything says that Kyiv is gripped by serious panic, and the president is talking about it quite according to Freud. After the “fair elections”, the Verkhovna Rada was mired in scandals and squabbles: they can’t agree on the composition of the coalition government, do supporters of the European choice find consensus only on army building, or is everyone already thinking about spare airfields?

The results of the elections to the Rada are deplorable: the oligarchs Poroshenko and Kolomoisky cannot share power with United Krajina, and their de facto dual power has been established in the country. Yatsenyuk is in Kolomoisky’s pay, and both of them are on a short leash at the American embassy in Kyiv on Tankovaya Street. It looks like they want to build a tank from Ukraine, and a disposable one at that.

In these “transparent” elections, Kolomoisky managed to buy at least 100 deputy mandates, say political scientists, so the bad guy is in power in Krajina forever, until this Rada collapses. The only thing that unites Kolomoisky and Poroshenko is a common enemy in the person of Russia, and the common customer of their policies is Washington, so they find consensus only on issues of army building and war.

In general, the situation in Krajina is really dire, so panic is understandable. The simple way out seems to be the continuation of the military adventure in Donbass; everything can be blamed on it. It’s traditional to blame Russia for everything, because it quickly wrote off all the results of two months of intense efforts, and all the reserves. But there is no chance of even short-term success, and there is a great risk of immediately getting punched in the teeth and falling back to Kharkov: Poroshenko has already ordered to prepare it for defense.

The economic and political catastrophe is becoming more and more real, which is why panic arises, because the coal reserves at the thermal power plant are only enough for weeks of operation. A hopeless situation, even start a war and surrender.

In this situation, the restraint of Russia and its president is amazing. We are going to supply coal to the dill president and the fighting Rabbit. What for? Maybe it would be better to help with sanctions, as Washington does in such cases? Moreover, Kyiv, “in senseless anger,” according to one of the leaders of the DPR, Purgin, has just established an economic blockade of Donbass. These are not even sanctions, but genocide.

By the way, about sanctions. At the G-20 summit in Australia, Obama again distinguished himself with his ebolic rudeness. Washington continues to demand that Russia abandon the protection of the Russian-speaking population in Ukraine and support the American anti-Russian policy of creating a Bandera fascist state on its borders. Putin responded by hinting that Americans are not all right with their heads: the connection between the eyes and the brain has been lost. And he left the summit a little earlier than expected: he ignored the breakfast party. This, of course, is a demarche and a slap in the face to the Australian summit, and a response to American sanctions blackmail.

Washington’s clouding of reason forces us to look differently at the appearance of our fleet off the coast of Australia: it took a position on the route of Russian Air Force No. 1 with President Putin, that is, it actually blocked the sea and air space on the path of the presidential plane returning to its homeland. Perhaps our intelligence services have reason to suspect Washington of an impending assassination attempt on Putin. The United States has a very bad “credit history” in this regard: they have killed a lot of foreign presidents, and have made countless assassination attempts. One CIA fighter against Fidel Castro is worth something! The Malaysian Boeing shot down by Bandera’s men, too, there is a version, was mistaken for Russian Air Force No. 1...

The European Union satellites of the United States at the summit were very cautious regarding Russia; Washington has not liked their behavior for a long time, and it purchased two overseas Anglo-Saxon Shepherds at a reasonable price - Canada and Australia - and gave them the task of poisoning Russia. They are overseas, have almost no connection with Russia, and bark to the point of frenzy. They prove loyalty to their black master, both literally and figuratively. But Russia is also far from them; they bark in vain, as was shown by the early departure of the Russian president from the Australian summit.

… Its main result was somehow not reflected in the world media: the BRICS countries agreed to create an International Bank similar to the IMF. In July next year, at the BRICS summit in Ufa, its presentation may take place. And we will say to the IMF: “Come on, goodbye!”

Welcome to a world without the West!

On the death of Erz-Hertz-Pertz-Duke von Kolmanovich of Gazenwagen

I understand that no one is interested in this anymore, but it’s not easy not to react.
Today they must bury in the (promised) land the legendary Soviet intelligence officer von Kolmanovich - a free citizen of at least three countries (in alphabetical order) - Lithuania, Israel and the Russian Federation.
The media called him a Soviet intelligence officer, and he himself - “he went through a Soviet intelligence school - which he confessed (there and to the right place - in Lithuania), as well as in free Israel and other places where he dangled his deserved-undeserved term.
Judging by the information disseminated, Erz-Herz-Perz von Kolmanovich-Gzaenwagensky, while in Israel, recruited and “turned on himself” the entire Mossad, and when released, he amazed everyone with his friendship with Joseph Davydovich Kobzon and Alla Borisovna Pugacheva, as well as basketball patronage - for nothing Perhaps after the death of the hero, all the girls basketball players put on mourning!
Yes Yes. "Good weather, a beautiful woman and some free money. What else does a man need to be happy?"
And the most important thing! He held as many as THREE (!!!) markets in Moscow. It is clear that with such an extensive network of agents, an intelligence officer is no good in this world: the same Honduran intelligence service will always find a reason and a reason to “wipe away” the traces of its bloody crime behind the Trinidad and Tobago intelligence service.
And the great Soviet intelligence officer ordered himself to be buried in Israel - why, why exactly there - the deceased is bashfully silent.
Now imagine, dear reader, that the slightly less legendary Makism Maksimych Isaev-Stirlitz is running an awesome business in Moscow (no match for the stinking Cherkizon with Tishinka and Dorogomilovka, the AST publishing house, etc., etc. combined), and then orders himself to be buried in the lair of the enemy against whom he had worked all his life - in Berlin.
Weak?
Stirlitz was clearly weak.
Of course, some individuals affected by the swine virus may begin to think in that direction, they say, it is not clear what kind of intelligence service this Archduke of Hasenwagen worked mainly for, because the current state of affairs in this delicate sphere of human craft resembles a nesting doll resting in the sky. And who sits in it and in what order is also not clear: either the Mossad in the CIA matryoshka doll (together with the NSA), or vice versa, the CIA, together with the NSA in the Mossad doll, or all of them together (matryoshka doll) in the Mossad doll "MI-6", or even "SVR". Etc. to infinity. In addition, the nesting dolls also flow smoothly into each other.
And how many famous heroes we still don’t know about!
About the same Yaponchik-Ivankov, for example.
How was he allowed into the North American states with his criminal record and fame? And who introduced it into them?
And who “led” him there and brought him to the tsugunder?
Maybe the SVR teamed up with the GRU so that he could learn about and analyze prison life there?
Or, on the contrary, did the CIA themselves, the FBI and the NSA, in addition, lure the gullible Jap into their basements (for unclear purposes)?
But we will keep silent about von Kolmanovich’s friendship with Yaponchik, so as not to attract undue attention from domestic and foreign intelligence services.
Only this was not enough yet!
Would you say that business is an ideal cover for intelligence activities?
I agree. Completely and publicly.
Our people have firmly grasped this since 1947 - since the release of the “cult” (as they say now) film “The Exploit of a Scout” with the legendary Pavel Kadochnikov.
I remember that there, Major Fedotov, disguised as a businessman Heinrich Eckert, bought stubble in occupied Ukraine, and by lending money to the adjutant of the SD general (and at the same time his companion Pommer-son), he got into the inner circle of the important fascist general, whom he later kidnapped.
"Patience and your stubble will turn to gold!" - Eckert-Fedotov said.
And so it happened.
A wonderful film. I remember from childhood. Yesterday I decided to watch it and didn’t find any special “birthmarks” of totalitarian cinema there (and the Germans, oh, what no-fools - with the exception of one somewhat caricatured character played by S. Martinson. And the theme of “crests” and Ukrainians is relished there, and the Soviet general intelligence officer there is the spitting image of Pavel Sudoplatov - even though one of the authors of the script, Maklyarsky, served with him).
And how many, in modern language, slogans came from it, including the imperishable “Do you have a Slavic wardrobe for sale? - The wardrobe is sold, the only thing left is a nickel-plated bed with a bedside table.”
Well, yes, we digress from our background hero.
And here is another fighter of the invisible front - Mikhas (in the world S.A. Mikhailov), who served time for no reason on a Swiss bunk during the failed trial against him.
Look at his medals - you will gasp!


Of course, some cynics will say that Mikhas was simply a philanthropist and transferred money - earned through backbreaking labor - to funds to support law enforcement agencies, which are now available in almost every district - patronize the arts and sleep well.
But, as you know, “the dog barks, the wind blows.”
In general, we will honor the memory of the legendary Soviet intelligence officer von Kolmanovich by standing up and firing a slingshot three times into the sky (such a silent firework - “so that no one would guess!”).
And after that, at the wake we’ll dance “behtwenty-eight." And whoever can’t dance, let’s chant “hava-nagila” -
The dead man really loved this song!
And may Lawrence of Arabia gnaw the sand in the next world with envy!
PS: And if anyone asks about Erz-Hertz-Perz von Kolmanovich, what it was, then I will answer them with the words of the hero P. Kadochnikov: “You are a fool, Stübing! What kind of professional would ask this question!”