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Quiet family joys.

Characters: Husband, Wife, Lover.
The back screen is a wall of an apartment with two doors. One door is the actual exit, the other is the “closet”. Behind the screen, communication between the doors is free. On the stage there is a table with two chairs and a couch.

The song “Weather in the House” is playing. Husband and Wife are drinking tea. The wife goes to the closet, takes out a suitcase and a hat and gives it to her husband.

Husband. I'm just average Husband.
Not Apollo and not the new Russian, either.
The hero of all famous Russian jokes,
This is not the first time for me to go on a business trip.

He leaves with a suitcase. The Lover appears from the door to the music.

Lover. I am Vano, or Gogi, or Merab, or Arno.
Even if you call it a pot, I don’t care.
I am a famous Georgian lover-hero,
I am the hero of jokes. This is not the first time for me, friends.
Hiding in the closet from jealous husbands
And make profits from small trade.
Oh, what beauties are walking around!
Invite me - I will come to every home.

The lover leaves.

Wife. I am a simple Russian wife,
I am faithful to my husband at heart!
But it’s been a long time now, what a year,
People disgrace me with jokes:
I have a lover under my bed,
Then I'll buy a dress in three sizes,
Then suddenly my mother arrives
And it’s preventing my husband from living peacefully.
In short, everything about me is flawed.
Well, okay, we'll arrange it for you somehow!

Music sounds, Lover appears.

Lover. Oh, don’t be sad, my little goat!
Let me cheer you up now!

Wife.
Lover. Looks like I'm finished!

The lover hides in the closet. The melody “From the fields comes sadness...” sounds. Husband enters.

Husband. I'm already back, Zina!
Are you looking at something as if you’re passing by?
How restless your eyes are, Zina!
How did you spend your time?
Wife. In anguish, without affection!
Here, I’m cleaning here, cooking dinner!
Husband. Lunch anyone?
After all, there is no one here!
Wife. My heart told me, dear,

Let's go quickly, you can rest from the road...

Passing by the closet, the Wife knocks on the door with her finger.

Wife (loud whisper)

They leave with their husband through the door. The wife coughs on the doorstep. The Lover appears from the closet.

Lover. God bless you, what a happy ending, yes!
But, alas, this does not always happen!

The Wife appears, seeing her Lover, covers her face with her hands, as if embarrassed.

Lover. Oh, don’t be shy, my little goat!
Let me cheer you up now!

The lover is dancing. There is a knock on the door.

Wife. They're knocking! Hurry to the closet, you fool!
Lover. Yes, I'm finished again now!

The husband enters to the same music. The dialogue is repeated until the words “Let’s go quickly, you’ll have a rest from the road.”

Wife. Let's go quickly, you can rest from the road!
Let's go, let's go! Well, why aren't you going?
Husband. Oh no! I am tormented by vague doubts,
You make me suspicious!
So, no one under the bed, no one behind the curtain either...
Yes, everything seems to be in order, but the closet is bothering me!

The husband creeps up to the closet and throws it open.

Lover. May Allah prolong your years, O beautiful horseman!
Husband. Who are you? Is there a strange man in my closet?!
Lover. And you have no reason to worry!
I'm not a man at all, God bless you!
I'm just a very, very large moth!

The lover runs out of the closet, grabbing a fur coat.

Husband. Why did you grab the fur coat?
Lover. Yes, I’ll finish it at home!

The husband chases after the Lover, who runs out the door.

Wife. But sometimes, friends, this happens:
My wife is leaving on a business trip!

The wife goes out the door and comes back with a hat and a suitcase.

Wife. My goat, where are you? Hey, Vanyusha! Silence…
I returned from a business trip, but my husband is not there - here they are!
Some kind of foreign smell... Perfume? It seems so! Scoundrel!
I can't leave home! That's it, you're finished!

The Husband appears from the door with a flower in his hand. Seeing his wife, he hides the flower behind his back.

Husband. Zinulya, you were supposed to return tomorrow, right?
Wife. And you’re happy to have an orgy, you fool!
Husband. Come on, Zina, don’t swear! I say
That I sincerely love you alone!
Wife. Well, who needs flowers, can you answer?
But be honest! Don't lie to me!
Husband. My heart told me, my God,
That you will return home on this day!
Let's go quickly, you can rest from the road!

Takes the Wife away. Walking past the closet, he knocks on the door with his finger.

Husband (loud whisper). When I cough, you will leave immediately!

He walks out the door with his wife, coughing. Slow music is playing. Quietly, the closet opens with a creak. Lover comes out.

Lover. Yes, life still doesn’t work like that.
Only a sense of humor saves us!
And may from now on and always, always
The motto will be: “Laugh, gentlemen!”

The song “Weather in the House” plays loudly.

SUBJECT: A husband and wife are shopping in a supermarket. While they are newlyweds, it is difficult for them to find a common language. But several years have passed...
ACTORS: Author, husband Alexey, wife Varvara, neighbor Innokenty Petrovich, cat, sound engineer, thinker.
Menshikov Vitaly and Popov Evgeniy, Perm.

Action 1.

A husband and wife get ready and go shopping at Metro. They get into the car.

Husband: Honey, where are we going, to Auchan?
Wife: Let's go to Metro!
Husband: Okay, let's go then!
Wife: No, better let’s go to “Chocolate”? Or at Metro?
Husband: Duck, to “Chocolate” or to “Metro”?
Wife: To the Metro!
Husband: That's it, let's go!

(Husband and wife are driving a car, a steering wheel is required)

Wife: aaaaaaaaaaa... (Wife grabs the steering wheel, the sound of the brake)

Husband: What's there (whispers)?

Wife: Cat!!!

Husband: What about a cat?

Wife: You almost ran over the cat!
Husband: (exhale) My dear, you understand, a cat has seven lives, a car has four wheels, she would have survived in any case. And we have one car and one life! (Pause) Well, shall we move on?
Wife: Yes... (Confused)
Husband: Okay, just let go of the steering wheel, please.

Act 2. Husband and wife in the Metro.

Wife: Well, dear, to speed things up, you and I will split up. You need to take: canned food, green peas, corn, (shows the list) everything is written here. Meet us at the 13th checkout.
Husband: Okay.

The wife boldly picks up groceries, humming. The husband was confused.

Husband: They spread mayonnaise on bread, so it’s somewhere here...

(Husband and wife dating)

Author: Thus, the husband, to his great surprise, saw considerable disappointment on his wife’s face.
Wife: Have you bought everything?
Husband: Almost!
Wife: Where is the bell pepper?
Husband: I forgot.
Wife: What about the sauce? Look, it says “GMO”, why are you taking it?
Husband: Yes, I do...
Wife: Alyosha, Alyosha...
Wife's thoughts: Well, he does this all the time, you tell him, but he turns a deaf ear!
Wife: Well, what should I do with you? I’ll go and get the rest, and you can at least take a turn.

Action 3. Socket.

Wife: Alyosha, I’ve been asking you for a long time to move this socket to another wall. You're an electrician!
Husband: And I’m telling you again, the wall here is thin, we can make a hole for the neighbors.
Wife: Well, please! I beg you very much!
Husband: Okay, I asked for it, I’ll do it!
Author: As one would expect, according to the law of the genre, when dismantling the socket, not only the neighboring socket was de-energized, but also a piece of the wall fell out... And now, in the resulting hole, Alyosha and Varya contemplated the embarrassed face of their perplexed neighbor.

Innokenty Petrovich (angry and with a beard, looking through the hole drawn on the poster): What?! Are we expanding?! (firmly and drawn out).
Author: Then Alyosha and Varya remembered that they needed to stick together...
Husband: Oh, Innokenty Petrovich, we just miss you... Maybe you’ll come for tea with some cheesecakes? Varenka recently baked!
Wife: While we’re drinking tea, Alexey will think about how best to repair the wall!
Innokenty Petrovich (becomes kinder): Okay, I’m coming!

(They drink tea together.)

Innokenty Petrovich: You know, I was just about to move this outlet! Alesh, you understand, his wife was completely taken aback (sigh)... Just brought the screwdriver, and then he saw you... (Getting ready to leave) Eh, thanks for the tea, and for helping to dismantle the socket. Goodbye!

The neighbor leaves.

Husband: Listen, how you and I got our bearings!
Wife: And our neighbor has a sweet tooth!!!
Husband: Everything works out great when you and I work as one team!

Moral: So we wish you, dear newlyweds, that you go through all the vagaries of fate together as one team!

(After a short ringing, the door opens. A middle-aged woman stands there, dressed modestly, in a long skirt. In her hands are brochures and books. She quietly repeats the memorized text under her breath)

Woman: Hello, tell me, do you believe in God? If you are having difficulties in life, you don’t know who to turn to...

(At the same time, her head slowly rises. The woman screams and faints. A demon with horns and a trident in his hands is standing on the threshold. Loud music is heard from the apartment, a guy in an angel costume runs out)

Angel: Listen, of course, I understand everything, it’s Halloween, but let’s not open the door anymore, otherwise the third fainting spell in the evening is too much...

Please fill us up, but at a higher price, at least every day!

(There is a knock on the door, a man is standing on the threshold, an alcoholic opens it for him)

Neighbor: Listen, you're flooding us!
Alcoholic: (hiccupping) How long ago?
Neighbor: Of course, a long time ago.
Alcoholic: Why didn’t you come earlier?
Neighbor: Because before, high-quality whiskey flowed from my ceiling, but now only cheap port! Do something about it.

An experienced massage therapist doesn’t care who comes for treatments

There is a knock on the door and a healthy middle-aged man opens it. On the threshold, a woman in a tight dress with bright makeup sticks out her leg.

Woman: Well, dear, I’m coming to you.
Man: Of course, I understand that there would be a lot of work for me here, but you are unlikely to come to me.
Woman: What, am I really not suitable?
Man: No, what are you talking about, your brisket is really okay, legs and thighs too, although the sirloin part let us down, but that’s okay. The masseur doesn't care. His door is next door, you are mistaken.
Woman: Who are you then?
Man: I'm a butcher, madam.

If Stalin had the Internet in ancient times

(A guy with a laptop bursts into Stalin’s office and busily places it on the table)
Stalin: What is this?
Guy: Internet
Stalin: And what do I need it for?
Guy: What's that like? Everything is written about everyone here.
Stalin: Come on, tell me, when will the war end?
Guy: (entering a request) May 9 next year.
Stalin: Hmm, good date, spring, I should write it down. What about our nuclear development?
Guy: Wikipedia says that the development of the first atomic bomb will end only in 1949.
Stalin: Okay, we won't have to wait long. Well, is there anything about me there?
Guy: Of course there is, Comrade Stalin! It is written: Joseph Vissarionovich was a state leader until his death in 1953...
Stalin: Whaaaat? What kind of death? Shoot!
Guy: But why me? That's what it says on the Internet.
Stalin: Who's in charge?
Guy: But there is no main thing, everything is on its own.
Stalin: Security, exile him to the Urals, no computers or Internet!

(The guy is taken away)

Stalin: Look, what young people have gone. In itself they have everything. Now I’ll write to Lavrenty Pavlovich, let him shoot the hackers, stop the production of computers, and let him direct all his efforts to atomic development.

Stalin always keeps his word and is ready for decisive action

(Stalin sits at the table with his entourage, 6 people in total. He takes out a chess piece from his bosom)

Stalin: You all know that the situation in our country is not easy. Therefore, I decided to choose a successor from among you, in case of emergency. The one who takes this figurine will become him.

(Throws the chess set on the table, those close to her rush to her, except for one. After grunting and confusion, the winner stands up with the piece held high.)

Stalin: Ay, well done! Send everyone to exile in Siberia, and you will be their boss. Stalin always keeps his word. And you (points to the one who remained sitting) will be shot. For lack of initiative! Security, take everyone away!

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Read the classics and become a fatal seductress

(A modestly dressed woman, clearly educated and intelligent, addresses a consultant in a bookstore)

Woman: Please tell me, do you have anything...well...how can I say this...well, something on such topics, you know...very intimate and frank...advice in general?

Seller: Of course there is, here you go “The Best Sex Lessons: How to Become a Seductress.”

Woman: I just have a daughter, she’s dating a boy. And they seem to be reading the classics, but don’t get me wrong, because I’m a mother, I’m worried.

Saleswoman: You would have said so right away, here you go!

(He takes out the volume “War and Peace.” The woman begins to leaf through the book, and among the pages we see packages of condoms. The woman looks at the saleswoman with wide open eyes, and she winks at her and nods)

What do young and old people buy in a bookstore?

(Scene in a bookstore. Cookery section)

Seller: Hello, how can I help you?
Buyer: Good afternoon. I'm looking for a book, it's called "About Tasty and Healthy Food."
Seller: You know, it is sold in two volumes. Which one do you need?
Buyer: Is there a fundamental difference?
Seller: Well, of course. The first volume is more often read by young people, it is called “About Tasty Food”, but the second volume is of interest to older people, it is called “On Healthy Food”.

Who will go to work and do things?

(Scene in a cell phone store. The salesman is showing the latest phone models to the customer)

Seller: Look, this model is very comfortable. This phone broadcasts everything you see directly to the Internet.
Buyer: What, and even from the bathroom?

Seller: Well, of course! Very cool, isn't it? But this model is suitable for those who really like to give likes. It has a keyboard that you can always carry with you, and a projector to see everything on any surface.
Buyer: Well, yes, and its price is appropriate, like a car...

Seller: Well, if this price doesn’t suit you, I can offer you a stunning model! There is everything, even a folding knife, a bill acceptor, a folding tent and a survival kit.
Buyer: How can I make calls from it?

Seller: Why would you call from him? This function was removed as unnecessary.
Buyer: No, this doesn’t suit me at all, goodbye.

Seller: No, wait! The best option for you from the popular pear company! This phone can do everything, it will even go to work for you!

Dad can do anything and more

(A young guy comes to the pharmacy where his father works)

Guy: Dad, hi, today the guys and I are going to the cottage.
Dad: Ha-ha, yes, yes, son, I understand, do you need anything with you?

Guy: Well, yes, you remember what happened last time... Come on, so that now there is enough for everyone, otherwise the girls will start squealing that they have been ruined all the fun, and the guys won’t like this situation either.
Dad: Olesya! Bring the largest pack of condoms from the warehouse. (The queue is warily watching what is happening.) And also bring a couple of bottles of iodine and brilliant green.

Guy: Do you think this is enough?
Dad: This time there will definitely be enough balloons for everyone, go blow them up and color them!

What kind of old ladies are there in queues these days?

(A scene in a pharmacy. There is a huge line, a wizened old woman comes up from behind, looks at all the people, tries to squeeze through, but they don’t let her in. Then she calmly takes out a mask-hat, puts it on, then a gun appears from her purse)

Old lady: Everyone on the floor, don’t move! This is a robbery!

(The line falls to the floor with a squeal, the old woman takes off her mask and confidently approaches the cash register)

Old lady: I’d like a couple of bottles of Corvalol, please, and two packs of Validol. Look what kind of people they are, you can’t survive without a gun!

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Try these funny and short children's skits for 2 people.

Burglars can also make mistakes and mix up apartments

(The room is dark, two robbers suddenly appear, lighting their way with flashlights, talking in a whisper)

First: It seems that everything is correct. The apartment is good, there is something to live on.
Second: Well, yes, gold, dishes, that chandelier... just like at my house. The owner is clearly wealthy.
First: Look, the plasma is huge! I've always wanted one like this!
Second: Give up this plasma, they cost a penny now, but they work every other time, I have the same one at home.
(He comes up, presses the buttons, nothing happens)
He's not working either. Let's look for the safe.

First: Already found it. The castle is complicated, I've never seen anything like it, we'll be fiddling around for a long time.
Second: Long... long... Give it here. (Confidently types the code, the safe opens)
First: Look how clever you are with him, have you met anyone like him before?
Second: (Sighs) Turn on the light, come on.
First: Why?
Second: This is my safe. Turn it on, I say.

The first robber turns on the light and spreads his hands.

How can you quickly get to your doctor?

(A wife and her husband make their way to the dentist’s office. The husband has a swollen cheek bandaged. He mumbles and whines listlessly)

Husband: Well, look at the queue here, we definitely won’t get in today, let’s better go tomorrow.
Wife: Just wait, stop whining, now I’ll do everything.
Husband: Well, maybe it’s not necessary, I can be patient. It hurts less now, really, look.
Wife: I said that today means today. Wait.

(She pushes everyone away and breaks into the office, her voice can be heard from there)

Wife: What are you doing? Who taught you anyway? The instruments are completely dull, they are not disinfected, the assistant generally sleeps!

(Heart-rending female screams can be heard, the line to the office is slowly thinning, the husband sits white-faced, the wife leaves the office and addresses her husband in a hoarse voice)

Wife: Well, you see, I said that you will see a doctor today. Come on, come in. I’ll rush to the otolaryngologist, otherwise I’ve lost my voice.

When can hypnosis be useful in family life?

Option one:
(A woman enters a psychologist's office)

Woman: Hello. Last week my husband and I had a hypnosis session with you, remember? You also convinced him that he is a dog. So, this is still going on, can you help us?
Psychologist: I understand, bring him here, let’s return him to the image of a person.

Woman: No, you know, overall I’m happy with everything. The house is quiet, he is affectionate, plays with me, kisses me all the time, doesn’t drink, doesn’t watch football, doesn’t even plan to go fishing.

Woman: Make him stop dragging fleas from the street!

Option two:
(A man enters a psychologist's office)

Man: Hello. Last week my wife and I attended a hypnosis session with you. You convinced her that she is a cat, and this continues to this day. Can you help us please?
Psychologist: I understand, bring your wife here, let's return her to a human image.

Man: No, you know, in general, everything suits me. No screaming, no hysterics, I can easily drink beer with friends, she even let me go fishing.
Psychologist: And what is the problem then?

Man: Make her stop licking herself! And these hairballs are just disgusting!

Sometimes it is difficult to distinguish the patient from the psychiatrist

(The patient comes to see a psychiatrist)

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality
Doctor: And who are they?
Patient: One is me, and the second is you.
Doctor: So, do both exist?
Patient: Well, of course!
Doctor: Well, you're probably sick. And what does the second personality tell you?
Patient: That I'm sick and that you don't exist.
Doctor: How can I not exist if this is me?
Patient: But according to your logic, one of us shouldn’t exist.
Doctor: Can you see me?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: And I see you. Yes, something is not well with me...
Patient: Then give me a certificate that I am healthy.
Doctor: Yes, of course. And come see me tomorrow. Both.

The perfect girl will become your best friend

(Scene in a therapist's office, a patient enters with a deflated rubber doll under his arm)

Patient: Hello, doctor, my girlfriend and I are having problems.
Doctor: Where is your girlfriend?

Patient: Well, there she is. Everything was wonderful before, but now she is somehow sad, drooping, and out of shape. I don't know what to do. First I was referred to a psychiatrist. But for some reason they tried to treat me, not her. But everything is fine with me. Help us please.

Doctor: But do you understand that your girlfriend is rubber? And I treat people, living people, you know?

Patient: Why is it worse?! Beautiful, well-groomed, modest and quiet. She agrees with everything, never gets on my nerves, puts on what I want, puts on makeup the way I like. She doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and has no friends. Doesn't change. Lets me drink beer and watch football.

(The doctor takes the doll, inflates it, returns it to the nervous patient)
Doll: Thank you. Honey, let's go to bed!

Patient: Thank you very much, I knew that you would help us!
Doctor: Eh, people are lucky. But I was a fool, I got married, and I remain a fool.

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Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. And it’s a very fun event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Funny performances and mini birthday skits will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared just by you.

Types of performances and mini skits for a man or woman’s birthday

There are a great many humorous games and competitions. You don’t have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. All you have to do is go online to holiday websites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes are suitable for an anniversary or any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event progresses.

Let's remember that any holiday has:

• introductory part (arrival of guests)
• official table part (congratulations, gifts)
• intermission part (dancing, entertainment)

It follows from this that you need to select funny scenes and performances based on this order.

Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday

Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.

Birthday script "Meeting with guests"

The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Welcoming guests with “Bread and Salt”

We're not bored today
We dance and sing
We are celebrating the holiday today,
And we invite guests to our place!

Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you good health,
We invite you to drink tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance, and only after that accept him into the cheerful company of those greeting him.

Of course, I would like to remind you of the funny script, the wonderful gypsy production "Meeting our dear guest"

To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask and hats, thereby turning the meeting of guests into a whole show with dancing, dressing up and involving the newcomers in the performance you have planned.

See all friends
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to visit us,
Pour him a lot!
We'll sing and dance,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday!
He came to us, he came to us,
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be just what you need.

Short skits and performances for the official table part

I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for active actions, basically everyone behaves passively.

A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on dressing up, for example:

• to Serduchka
• to Alla Pugacheva
• to the gypsies

Guests at the party

Don’t forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment

But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary, they will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.

Another option is to rent special gag costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests and save you from unnecessary hassle.

The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one sketch (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.

Scenario for a birthday, for the intermission part

Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, and breathed fresh air, it’s time for funny mini-birthday scenes for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with your guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun” on camera. Subsequently, after making a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.

As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly characters, the more interesting it is. Let us give an example of a fairy tale that is familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.

Contact scene “Turnip” for a birthday

The fairy tale "Turnip" in action

Leading:
— Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a fairy tale,
About how grandfather planted turnips,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.

This fairy tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a “Turnip”, it should be big - very big (he chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier if the pot is a small flower)

- That's what it is, fodder turnip! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat or beard).

- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother using the women's table. Props - an apron, glasses, a rolling pin).

- Well, people, listen, what a turn it was. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, he is a fine fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem: he is lazy. He'll come out in the morning; he likes only the balalaika. He sits on the rubble all day and spits on the fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).

“And here comes the grandmother, she’s young at heart, but she looks like a hag.” He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).

Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will skillfully repeat them with expression and gestures)

Grandma: “Why are you sitting there doing nothing, grandpa?”

Grandfather: “I’m too lazy, you’re in trouble.”

Grandma: “Well, old stump, go plant turnips and increase my wealth.”

Presenter: - Eh, grandfather got up and went to plant turnips. He came, planted it in the ground, watered it from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions according to the text).

Presenter: - Can you imagine, friends, the whole summer went by like this! The sun is shining, the rain is falling, our beautiful turnip is growing, and the grandfather sits on the balalaika and plays and does not blow his whistle. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, swearing!

Grandma: “What, you’re sitting there again, you old stump, looking at me, you’d better go and look at the turnip.”

Presenter: - Grandfather stood up, shook himself off, turned around with his beard and went to the garden to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she’s sitting in the ground and doesn’t want to come out. He jumped around, let’s shout and call for help.

Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!

Presenter: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:

Grandma: - This turnip!!! (grandmother spreads her hands in surprise)

The host addresses the guests: “Don’t pull out the turnips.” Who should I call?

Guests: - Granddaughter

Presenter: — That’s right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, that’s what she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the course of the play, a younger girl would be good for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).

Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer and screamed:

Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!!!

Presenter: - Three of us can’t pull it out. Who else should I call?

Guests: - Bug!

Presenter: - That's right, Zhuchku! Here she is waving her tail, there is no one more beautiful than her.
(props: headband with dog ears)

Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Bug: - Will you give me a bone?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - Bug came closer and spread her arms.

Bug: - This is Turnip!

Host: - There’s no way to get us out, who else should we call?

Guests: - A cat.

Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purrs and sings. (Props: headband with cat ears)

Cat: - Meow-meow, purr-purr. And here I am, looking all good. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Pull out the turnip.

Cat: - Will you give me milk with sour cream?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - The cat came closer and purred under its breath:

Cat: - This is a turnip!

Presenter: - Yes, here’s the thing, even the cat didn’t help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down. They say, if we gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).

- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a small mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday boy)

- The mouse saw the turnip and squeaked:

Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.

Presenter: The mouse took the turnip in her hands and dragged it into her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).

“And the whole family returned to the garden and saw that there were no turnips.”

All the actors together: - Where is the turnip?

Presenter: - Yes, we overslept, you are a turnip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without difficulty. Yes, yes... But there is no morality, as long as there is a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (The mouse comes out and takes out the turnip). That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!

With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo shoot.

I think, dear friends, you liked our script, table games and skits. We will post a lot more interesting things on this topic in the future. I would like to say only one thing: mass games and scenes for congratulating you on your birthday will only add positivity to your holiday.